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most tired-looking dude ever
hell yeah baby
The only playlist I use when, ahem, *making love*
And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us
burned my eggs and got mad sorry lol
what did they mean by this…
>looking for a new church
>ask the church if their god is crunchy or chewy
>girl doesnt understand
>i pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is crunchy and what is chewy
>she laughs and says “its a good god sir”
>its chewy
